Donald Trump 3D T-Shirt With Real Hair

Donald Trump 3D T-Shirt With Real Hair
Wave your Trump flag proudly with this cool Trump 3D T-Shirt With Real Hair. You can comb it, watch it wave in the breeze, pet it and keep it as a pet, put some bows in it, or a hair clip, give him some dreads… The possibilities are endless. Let’s make T-shirts great again. Look at that luxurious mane just blowing in the wind. That’s some Fabio shizz right there. This is gonna be yuuge!

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Richard Nixon Fighting A Sabertooth Tiger Art Print

nixon fighting a sabertooth
This fine art print of Tricky Dick “I am not a crook” Nixon shows Richard Thrillhouse Nixon battling a sabertooth tiger. He’s got him down and is pouncing all over him, getting ready to punch him in the face with his brass knuckles.

I didn’t like Richard Nixon before, but now the man is one of my personal heroes, right up there with Pee-Wee Herman and whoever the guy was who invented Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. You got your chocolate in my peanut butter. No you got YOUR peanut butter in my chocolate. Who cares? Damn that’s good!
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Teddy Roosevelt Vs. Bigfoot Print

teddy roosevelt and bigfootThe Rough Rider versus the Creepy Cryptid. Sure, Teddy Roosevelt gave a speech with a bullet in his chest, but did you know that he slaughtered his share of bigfoot creatures as well? True story. He was a true patriot and a real monster hunter.

Celebrate the man and the myth with this awesome art print for just $25.