The Mythical Creatures Bible is the perfect book for a religious dude like me, cuz I’m religious about mythical beasts. Before the chupacabra was sucking on goats in South America, and before Bigfoot was messing with people in the woods, other creatures were doing whatever they could to make life hard for people through the ages. This book covers dragons and serpents, weird insects, zombies, golems, banshees and much more. Mythical my ass. I’ve seen things, man.
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Mythical Creatures Skeleton ID Chart
This chart doesn’t make you a medical doctor, but it gets you close. Close enough to be a cryptid vet! Study hard and you can become a doctor for mythical creatures. This Mythical Creatures Skeleton ID Chart is perfect for Halloween and your year-round vet practice. It’s handmade from premium matte photo paper and measures 12 inches wide by 18 inches tall. I gotta go. They just brought in a baby chupacabra who needs my help stat!
Scary Chupacabra Corpse Sculpture
People love monster stories. Any decent story told involves a monster. Just ask my ex-wife. There are reports of chupacabra sightings in the Americas and eerie stories of body part trails left behind by these blood-sucking creatures. But we have never discovered a Chupacabra corpse. Until now…
Imagine having a Chupacabra corpse lying around the house. The corpse is so well sculpted out of paper pulp clay, paper mache, and polymer clay, no one will fail to believe that you actually met and killed a Chupacabra. With professional mask hair, acrylic hair and good craftsmanship, it is so realistic it will scare you at night.
Mythical Beast and Other Occult Prints
MedievalOccultCraft sells all kinds of cool Mythical Beast and Other Occult Prints. You got yer three-headed monsters, werewolves, basilisks, swamp trolls, harpy demons and more. There are more beasts here than you can shake a spiked stick at. Hang some on your walls today and beast it up in this biatch! They’re mystical, mythical and magical. Pretty scary too. I wouldn’t want to run into these freaks anywhere. Except on my walls, that’s all good.
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Adorably Cute Cryptid Rubber Keychains
Check out these Cute Cryptid Rubber Keychains. Catch a crazy cryptid inside a cryptic crypt with a crying cryptkeeper craving cranberries. I have no idea where that came from. Just felt right so I went with it. These are some seriously cool cryptid keychains though. The seller has them as a set of 6, but you can also buy them individually.
You get El Chupacabra, Loch Ness Monster, Mothman, Jersey Devil, Werewolf and Jackalope.