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Look Sharp With A Porcupine Quill Mirror

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porcupine mirrorOuch! Damn! Oh HOLY HELL! The blood is everywhere. Make the spurting stop. Dear God please! *passes out*

An hour later:

Ambulance guy 1: Passed out from blood loss.

Ambulance guy 2: How the hell did he think he was going to hang that on the wall safely?

Ambulance Guy 1: Is this guy’s name Caesar?

Ambulance guy 2: Huh? Oh, because he got stabbed so many times. Heh. Good one. Well, he ain’t hanging that thing up with his bloody nubs. Let’s get him out of here.

Me: Et tu, Etsy? *passes out again*

Antique Chinese Freddy Krueger Gloves

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nightmare on Chinatown streetThe seller of these Chinese copper gloves has no info on them, but I know that they are an ancient evil passed down through the ages. The latest tormented soul to wear them was Freddy Krueger himself. They slice, they dice and you’ll like the price. $69.99
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