This Gothic Skull Chair in Bone is bad to the bone. Also great for boning. It’s perfect for your secret lair, not just for Halloween. Rest your weary bones in this baby and feel like a king. A skeleton king. I would love to sit on the front porch with this and give out candy to the kids on Halloween night while dressed as a skeleton king. I think I might do it. Here’s your candy, now be gone. The last Snickers bar is mine.
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Day Of The Dead Qeeboo Mexico Stool + Sidetable
Put this sweet piece of furniture in your home and it’s gonna be the Day of the Dead all year long. The Day Of The Dead Qeeboo Mexico Stool + Sidetable can be used either as a side or as a place to rest your drink. May your drink rest in peace. It comes in black, green, terracotta, and ivory. Having a huge skull in the living room is just too damn cool.
via The Awesomer
Coffin Coffee and Side Table -Funeral Home Decor
Have a coffin or two with your coffee. This Coffin Coffee and Side Table will make your home look like some mortician owned coffee shop. They can customize these in any color combo you want. I bet they could even put a fake body inside for those who like a full-bodied coffee. Get it? Would you like some cream-atorium with your coffee?
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Ouija Board Coffee Table and 4 Planchette Coasters
This Ouija Board Coffee Table is cool and all, but every time a spirit has something to say, one of the planchettes knocks my coffee over. Then I ask, “Are you done?” and it hovers over the word NO. Seriously? It seems to be okay with me drinking wine and spirits though. This table comes with 4 planchette coasters so your drinks can be carried around the table like a cat riding a roomba. Every time you try to grab one it slides away cuz it’s trying to spell out Pepsi cuz it disagrees with your soda choice. What the hell man.
Might as well have planchette races with this table and bet on which one delivers the message first. Of course the good thing about a Qija board table is that you can use food too. Drop an onion ring and watch it slide around spelling out words. Drop some spaghetti and watch as the pasta becomes letters. Spooky.
Skull Chair With Crazy Crystal Eyes That Glow
This is the Skull Chair With Crazy Crystal Eyes that I’ve been waiting for so I can be a villain who tries to take over the world. Petting a cat is mandatory when sitting in this chair. As is a shark tank. And I don’t mean that stupid show where people invent stuff. I’m talking great whites. I am the man in charge now biatches!
I’ll sit with my back to the door so the skull eyes can hypnotize my enemies when they enter my lair.
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