If you want to look like a spiky Pokemon(And who doesn’t?) check out this Pastel Stud Vest. Then ask yourself why everyone is keeping their distance. Maybe because they don’t want to get impaled by your pastel rainbow of spikes.
On the upside, this will teach your cat to stay off of your clothes.
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Ouch! Damn! Oh HOLY HELL! The blood is everywhere. Make the spurting stop. Dear God please! *passes out*
An hour later:
Ambulance guy 1: Passed out from blood loss.
Ambulance guy 2: How the hell did he think he was going to hang that on the wall safely?
Ambulance Guy 1: Is this guy’s name Caesar?
Ambulance guy 2: Huh? Oh, because he got stabbed so many times. Heh. Good one. Well, he ain’t hanging that thing up with his bloody nubs. Let’s get him out of here.
Me: Et tu, Etsy? *passes out again*
Two heads are better than one, so that means that three spiky heads must be way better then two. They look like that dude from Hellraiser, only twice as nasty. Make that three times. It can be yours for $800. *art snob voice* My, what an interesting piece. I must get closer and inspect the colors and texture. It speaks of abstract longing and- My Eye! My goddamn eye! I’ll never work as an art critic again and be forced to actually earn my money! I won’t go back to accounting! I won’t!”
It will prick you at every opportunity and feast, every time you pass by, as it slowly grows a fourth head. A head that looks just like yours.
Click through for more images and a bonus video where you can see a hot chick holding it up Price Is Right style.
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