Check out this Ghost Train Filmed on CCTV in China. This is some real end of the world Ghostbusters shizz right here. I wonder if it’s picking up ghost passengers so they can go to their ghost homes and have some ghost dinner, then maybe take a ghost dump. Reminds me of that Cat Stevens song.
Cause I’m on the edge of darkness
There ride the Ghost Train
Oh, Ghost Train take this country
Come take me home again….
Great tune. All aboard!!!!!
via Mirror
Dragons! They do exist! Check out this Dragon Skeleton Found in China. A bunch of villagers discovered this dragon skeleton in China. It is sixty-feet-long with a horned skull, a pair of dinosaur-like arms, and tons of rib bones. Man, all that sweet rib meat is just gone. No sign of wings though, so I’m thinking long ass devil snake. Is it a hoax? I have no idea. Probably just these villagers playing a realistic game of D and D. I feel sorry for the guy who rolls low on initiative when it comes time to clean that up.
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This is a cell phone video from China that supposedly shows a mysterious creature briefly emerging from a lake while a bunch of onlookers panic and make noise. The footage was filmed at a lake in China’s Louping County, and shows a dark object causing ripples on the surface of the water. Then another part of the creature suddenly pops up out of the lake and witnesses can be heard gasping and shouting some more.
Let’s see, we have bubbling and ripples on the water. My research suggests that this is yet another case of the “Nessie farting” phenomenon. No wonder the witnesses are freaking out. Nessie farts reak. Nessie rips some farts and the bubbles rise, rippling the water when they hit the surface. Sometimes you lose control and poop hits the surface. Don’t believe me? Get in the bathtub and let one rip. I just tested my theory a minute ago. In fact I’m still in the tub. Just did it again. Hang on, gotta plug my laptop in again. Rips a huge one. Hey, look at me, I’m Nessie.
*Creates a wave that hits my laptop and electrocutes me for like ten minutes. We’ll talk later when I get out of my coma.*
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*Snooty rich voice. Nose up in the air.* When I ordered a plate of ribs this was not what I had in mind good sir! Yes, yes. Your apologies are like sauce on my non-existent man food! I wish to speak with the manager. What? Free meal for my trouble? The hell you say! Well, I never! Maybe just this once. I’ll take double what I ordered before.
Check out these Bone Appetit Anatomical Housewares pieces. This bone china from foldedpigs has bones on it! And other human anatomy parts. How do you fold pigs anyway? Very carefully. I usually show them a pair of aces and they fold like fresh laundry. I hear these plates are a real squeal by the way.
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These Hairy Leg Stockings will be a girl’s best friend. It should deter all of those pervs that hit on you constantly. Once they see how much hair you are packing, they will run away and scream like little girls.
Unless they are into strange stuff. If these stockings do not deter a man, he’s either a furry or a Bigfoot hunter. Of course, you could just grow your own. It is no shave November. There’s no reason you ladies can’t get into the action too and teach those guys a lesson.