You remember that shrunken head guy from Beetlejuice? Me either. I had my own shrunken head while watching that flick, thanks to the Vodka. Ever drink so much that it pickles your brain and your head feels all shriveled up? Yeah, I felt like this guy looks. Right down to the huge eyeballs, but that’s just cuz I saw a rat. Then I froze like that until somebody else came along and got rid of it. We all cope in our own ways.
Has anyone ever actually tried Beetle Juice? Judging by this guy’s face, I bet it’s sour. Bet he never tried that again! You ever talk with your mouth full while you’re blogging? I do. I said “Beetlejuice”only it sounded like “Fetal Juice”. I was horrified. Then I laughed and almost choked. I’m so lonely. *sigh* At least I can share these special moments with you guys.
