Gothic Human Skull Planter with Saucer

Gothic Human Skull Planter with Saucer
I don’t know about you, but I like my plants to grow out of bone. It’s one way that I can bone up on my gardening skills. There’s nothing like succulents growing from a skull. This Gothic Human Skull Planter with Saucer is exactly what you need for your home or orifice. I mean office. Man, what a typo. Perfect for your Gothic garden.

Skull Mushrooms

Skull Mushrooms
Looks like we got a fungus amung us. These Skull Mushrooms look like a couple of fungis to hang out with. Maybe to go bowling with. Pick up a spare spore. See this is why you don’t bury your dead in a mushroom field. This is also why I don’t do hallucinogens.

Gothic Skull Coat Hooks

Gothic Skull Coat Hooks
Where should I put my jacket? On that skull right over there. Sweet! These Gothic Skull Coat Hooks look amazing. I’m getting a pair of these for my entryway. Look at them sexy long neck bones and that sexy stitched up skull. If you rock the gothic mansion aesthetic (Yay, I used a big word.) like I do, you have to get you some skulls for coats.

Phantom Skull Decanter and Personalized Glasses Set

Phantom Skull Decanter and Personalized Glasses Set
There’s a skull floating in my whiskey. No, there’s whiskey floating around a skull! This Phantom Skull Decanter and Personalized Glasses Set adds a touch a macabre to your drinks. I don’t know about you but I tend to drink enough already that I see all kinds of stuff floating in my decanter and glasses. Look, there’s a ghoul floating in my drink right now. Away with you specter! Oh wait, that’s just cat hair. A pretty huge clump too. You really shouldn’t set your drink down for 2 hours with a house full of cats.

Leather Skull Purse

Leather Skull Purse
I don’t know if it’s the cold air in Russia or the lack of things to do, but when you come across a leather purse shaped like a skull, you can’t help but think, “They really must be bored over there.” Cuz I know that Vodka makes me do strange things too. Anywho, this leather skull purse can be customized with different colors, on either of the leather parts, be it the bag or the skull itself. The teeth can also be colored. I would choose tobacco or maybe a piece of broccoli stuck in its teeth.