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Creature From The Black Lagoon Planter

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Creature From The Black Lagoon Planter

Who loves the Universal Monsters? Holds up my hand. I do! I do! Well, if you also love these monsters, you are gonna dig this Creature From The Black Lagoon Planter. I have to admit, this guy looks good with plants growing out of his head. These planters will add some old time monster style to your garden inside or outside. Hey, where do you find a black lagoon anyway? I’ve never seen one. I’ve seen The Blue Lagoon and Brooke Shields  is looking like a creature these days though. I’m gonna get a Creature From The Black Lagoon Planter and make my plants look cool.

Ladies, have a look at these Creature From The Black Lagoon Hairclips too.

Succulent Coffin Planter

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Succulent Coffin Planter
The Succulent Coffin Planter ensures that your succulents Rest In Peace. This Gothic planter proves that succulents don’t actually suck. How does your Goth garden grow? Pretty damn creepily thanks to accessories like this. It is especially good if you don’t have a green thumb and everything that you plant dies anyway. Now you will be prepared for every plant funeral. Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today…. This Succulent Coffin Planter shows that you respect plants. Even if you are a serial plant murderer.

Give it your best and if you have to, lay it to rest. That’s my gardening style. Of course, I have 5 acres of dirt and one dead Chia Pet. Cha cha cha chia. My thumb is black, not green. That’s why I stick with the Coffin Zen Garden. That way I have nothing to kill but time. Man, that’s deep.

Gothic Human Skull Planter with Saucer

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Gothic Human Skull Planter with Saucer
I don’t know about you, but I like my plants to grow out of bone. It’s one way that I can bone up on my gardening skills. There’s nothing like succulents growing from a skull. This Gothic Human Skull Planter with Saucer is exactly what you need for your home or orifice. I mean office. Man, what a typo. Perfect for your Gothic garden.

Skull Hanging Planter

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Skull Hanging Planter
I need a skull hanging planter to decorate for Halloween. And the rest of the year. is kind of cool. I like that you can visibly see the underside and the vertebrae in the former owner’s neck. Made by a Marine Corp Veteran, I can only say HOOOOO-RAHHHHHHH. Cuz that’s all I know about Marine talk. The artist is badass and is more than willing to customize the skull in any way you want. So, if you want some faux blood added to the effects or some leftover flaps of skin, we are sure this can be accomplished. Maybe just a tattooed name across the forehead.

Alien Head Planters

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Alien Head Planters
These Alien Head Planters are guaranteed to start some conversations and also be a fun place to store your garden life. Those conversations will no doubt be about alien abduction, but still. It comes in three sizes: small, medium, and large. It also comes in several different colors: blue, pink, green, orange, red, yellow, black, gray, white, silver, bronze, or purple. The vases are each handmade from Pla Plastic and are completely biodegradable. Best of all they will ward off real aliens who enter your home or yard.