I don’t know what’s up with me today. I’m all eyes and fingers. That’s what this guy is saying. This weird wall sculpture would make a perfect coat rack or key holder.
Just ordered one. When it gets here, I’m gonna attach him to my fly and walk around the mall. If I’m still a free man after a few hours, I’m gonna go home and put him on the back of my chair and force him to massage me. There’s a good pair of monster hands.
Remember the old Hammer Horror movies? How about The Addams Family? Remember stuff like creepy hands creeping all over the place and strangling people, flipping the bird and whatnot? Well, here is a genuine