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Off-Road Commode Truck Hitch Toilet Seat

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The Off-Road Commode Truck Hitch Toilet Seat turns your hillbilly pickup into a dump truck. As in you can attach this thing to your truck hitch and sit on it and take a dump. Seriously. Check out the image below for proof.

It will hold up to 500 pounds. Cuz any hillbilly over 500 pounds isn’t going to be out in the middle of nowhere anyway. That guy’s gonna be chilling with a beer and a big barrel of cheese balls and not care where he dumps his cargo. Enjoy the bonus demo video.
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Han Solo In Carbonite Toilet Seat

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Han Solo In Carbonite Toilet SeatThis is how you deal with smugglers that are ticking you off. You freeze them in carbonite and make a toilet seat out of them, so they are forced to kiss your fat butt cheeks for all eternity. If you are a big fat slug creature, you can always freeze someone else for your wall, but Solo deserves the toilet treatment. $59.99.