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Guy Gets His Head Stuck in Cement-Filled Microwave

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Guy Gets His Head Stuck in Cement-Filled Microwave
This guys Darwin award is in the mail. So this guy gets his head stuck in a cement filled microwave because YouTube. Before he could remove himself from the gene-pool some rescue workers arrived and took an hour to free him. I’m guessing they just took a hammer and a chisel and broke his head free. Adding insult to injury, their final whack at the concrete probably hit him in the head.

Final thoughts:
Some people just have a hard head.
Way to cement your place in idiot history.
What a blockhead.
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Make Your Own Gothic Hand Mirror

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Make Your Own Gothic Hand Mirror
Time to get creepy and creative peeps. Today we’re gonna learn how to Make Your Own Gothic Hand Mirror. Pro tip: It takes more than just dipping a mirror in black paint and slapping a dead bird skull on top, although I have to admit, that would look pretty sweet too. But this actually takes work and stuff, some crafting skills and a willingness to end up with a sweet Gothic mirror that will impress everyone. If you make this let us know in the comments. I love Gothic style. Also love baroque, since I am always baroque anyway.
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Cool and Creepy DIY Raven Wall Ornament

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DIY Raven Wall Ornament
Need a raven for your wall? Of course you do. A bird in the home is worth two in the bush. Or something. Also, you can’t flip someone the bird with no bird, so there’s that. And that’s why this handy video from Dre Ronayne will show you how to create your own DIY Raven Wall Ornament. You won’t have to live nevermore without one. Anyway, some of us don’t have the funds to buy such things, cuz we are Poe. Edgar Allan Poe. In the Poe house. We can’t Poe-ny up the money is what I’m saying.
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Learn How To Make DIY Coffin Purses

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Learn How To Make DIY Coffin Purses
Hello boys and girls. Today we are going to learn how to make some DIY Coffin Purses. Your teacher will be the sexy and sassy Corinne Leigh via a very cool episode of Witch Crafting. These coffin purses are pretty damn awesome and I don’t even carry a purse. If I did, it would be one of these. But I don’t cuz I’m a man baby! Well, not a man who’s a baby. Commas really do mean everything.

The Lair of Voltaire – Gothic Homemaking

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The Lair of Voltaire - Gothic Homemaking
You guys need to check out The Lair of Voltaire. It’s a YouTube channel hosted by musician Aurelio Voltaire. He’s a goth dude who has adventures and shows you how to do all kinds of DIY Gothic homemaking projects like bat chandeliers and Ouija Board side tables. He makes some really cool stuff. He hangs out with a mummy named Orville Deadenbacher, you know stuff like that. I guarantee you will love it.