Time to get creepy and creative peeps. Today we’re gonna learn how to Make Your Own Gothic Hand Mirror. Pro tip: It takes more than just dipping a mirror in black paint and slapping a dead bird skull on top, although I have to admit, that would look pretty sweet too. But this actually takes work and stuff, some crafting skills and a willingness to end up with a sweet Gothic mirror that will impress everyone. If you make this let us know in the comments. I love Gothic style. Also love baroque, since I am always baroque anyway.
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Learn How To Make DIY Coffin Purses
Hello boys and girls. Today we are going to learn how to make some DIY Coffin Purses. Your teacher will be the sexy and sassy Corinne Leigh via a very cool episode of Witch Crafting. These coffin purses are pretty damn awesome and I don’t even carry a purse. If I did, it would be one of these. But I don’t cuz I’m a man baby! Well, not a man who’s a baby. Commas really do mean everything.
Vampire Tears – Gothic Makeup Tutorial
The natural evolution of emo tears is vampire tears, but if you can’t work up enough emotion to cry your own, we have this handy tutorial for you. And just a friendly reminder: Vampires have feelings too. Be nice to them. I mean, not when they’re biting your neck. When they’re biting your neck, put a damn stake through their heart. But otherwise, be nice. Don’t be a jerk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt1Tsk2xLJQ
Gothic Batwing Eyeliner Makeup Tutorial
You know I’m all about helping you ladies to look more sexy on Halloween. Not that you aren’t sexy already. That’s why I’m sharing this Gothic Batwing Eyeliner Makeup Tutorial. NOT because I tried it myself and loved the results. And even if I did, so what? It’s not against the law. I didn’t. Just sayin’. Glad we have that cleared up. Batwing eyeliner is smoking hot. Give it a try. You’re welcome.
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Sexy Burger King Halloween Black Whopper Poop Costume
Enjoy this tutorial on how to make a Sexy Burger King Halloween Black Whopper Poop Costume. Because, you know, it’s not enough that the burger turned your poop a neon green shade of nuclear waste. You might as well dress up as that glowing green streamer and go collect candy this Halloween.
I don’t know. I think they kinda skimped on this costume. I’d like both an option with nuts and one with corn. Just to be as authentic as possible. Maybe a mini-turd version for the kids.
Doc! Why is my poop green? Is it because of the Burger king Black Whopper?
No, it’s because I asked for that stool sample a month ago. One month ago you dropped the log, but you didn’t get it to the lumber yard until now. Now it’s all moldy. You disgust me.