Victorian At Rest Coffin Ornament

Victorian At Rest Coffin Ornament

If I were a vampire and wanted to take a safe nap without getting staked, I would hang this Victorian At Rest Coffin Ornament on my door. Nope. Nothing to see here. The guy in the room is already dead, so just move on please. Yeah, that will work. Of course it just draws attention to the fact that there’s a dead body in here, so maybe not the best plan.

This is actually a good way to memorialize the loved ones you have lost. The Victorian At Rest Coffin Ornament is usually attached to a coffin, but you can use it anywhere. When coffin plaques became popular way back in the day, people would remove the plaques from the coffin before burial to keep as mementos of the deceased. Pretty dark. I like it. Totally different from these Universal Monsters Halloween Ornaments.

Gothic Lace Bat Ornament

Gothic Lace Bat Ornament
Here’s some gothic lace for ya gothic face! To display in ya gothic place! Or ya gothic space. Just look at how awesome this thing is. This Gothic Lace Bat Ornament is sexy and lacey. It looks like the wings move too. Kind of like lingerie for your home. MMMM MMM girl. You know just what I like to come home to. I don’t even want you to take it off. This blood-red lace ornament is going to look good in your castle. Personally, I’d like to see this as a bra and panty set. Can somebody make that happen? So sexy. Get’s my blood pumping. Wait, that’s just the red bull causing a minor cardiac infartion. Haha. I said in-fart-ion. Help me!

I’m dreaming that I come home to a beautiful redhead wearing this… It’s for the home, that’s right. Just for decoration. I have to focus. This Gothic Lace Bat Ornament is just so sexy I can’t help it. I have a real problem. I feel the same way about these bat wing sunglasses.

Krampus Nightmare Elf For Your Shelf

Krampus Nightmare Elf For Your Shelf
We have all heard of Elf on a Shelf, and if you are over the age of 10 you probably wanted to do bodily harm to the little, happy weirdo with the creepy smile. After all, he brings sheer torture to adults, at the same time that he spreads holiday cheer to children across the globe. Supposedly. The creators of Krampus on the Counter obviously despised the cheerful elf when they created their demonic version.

Krampus definitely brings the holiday creep, with his head being a weird combination of a troll and the President of the KISS fan club. His body is bizarrely the same exact size of the Elf on a Shelf; a little too exact for our discomfort. *shudders*

Leather And Needle Felted Fur Krampus

Leather And Needle Felted Fur Krampus
Whoa! This Leather And Needle Felted Fur Krampus is here for the holidays. Ready to steal your kids and your hearts. Wicked kids everywhere better look out.

You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
Or you’re gonna die

Cuz Krampus is coming to town…

Cool and Creepy DIY Raven Wall Ornament

DIY Raven Wall Ornament
Need a raven for your wall? Of course you do. A bird in the home is worth two in the bush. Or something. Also, you can’t flip someone the bird with no bird, so there’s that. And that’s why this handy video from Dre Ronayne will show you how to create your own DIY Raven Wall Ornament. You won’t have to live nevermore without one. Anyway, some of us don’t have the funds to buy such things, cuz we are Poe. Edgar Allan Poe. In the Poe house. We can’t Poe-ny up the money is what I’m saying.
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