So some kid had previously seen Bigfoot and no one would believe him. His mother was probably like, “That’s nice dear.” and went back to her quaalude infused loose leaf tea otherwise known as the internet. So this kid finally captures the creature on video while looking out his window. Only thing is, this loud-mouthed kid is so excited he yells at Bigfoot and basically scares him off as he is shaking the camera in excitement. Despite this kid’s spastic nature, I’m proud of him. You finally did it bro. You caught the beast on camera.
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Ghostly Child In Window Art Print
WTF? Why does Nosfera-tot feel the need to visit when I sleep? He looks so sad. Probably because that soft spot on his head never fused together right. Maybe he’s stealing my dreams. Maybe he’s my guardian, protecting me from Freddy. I have no idea. I just know it’s weird and the neighbors have been complaining.
Look, how about I just buy this Ghostly Child In Window Art Print, then you can do your freaky thing and watch me all you want. Cool? You promise to keep me safe from Freddy right? Okay, cool. I’m trusting you here man. Don’t make me regret this.