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Ghost Candle Holders

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Ghost Candle Holders

Ohhhh spooky! Check out these Ghost Candle Holders. This ghostly and ghastly goofballs are downright scary. Get two or three of these candles and put them in a circle. It will look like they are having a spectral seance in the afterlife. Perhaps opening a portal to haunt someone. These will look great in your home and set up just the right atmosphere. These guys are awesome. I’m gonna get a whole army.

If you like these Ghost Candle Holders you will love the Miniature LED Ghost Dolls for Halloween. Or for anytime you want a spooky haunted atmosphere in your home.

Haunted Graveyard Earrings

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Haunted Graveyard Earrings

Whoa. I had no idea you ladies could wear Haunted Graveyard Earrings on your ears. All of you who wear these, your sexiness just went through the roof. Nothing says that you yourself are strange and unusual like wearing your own graveyards. And look at how cool they look. Now that is style! Unlike these MC Hammer pants that I’m still wearing in 2024. Hammertime came and went, but I figure what the hell, I get hammered all the time so. Whatevs.

Wear these haunted Graveyard Earrings with this Graveyard Ghosts Skirt. Damn girl! You lookin good. I don’t stand a ghost of a chance.

The Haunted Cat Tarot Deck

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The Haunted Cat Tarot Deck

Look at that artwork. MoewZers! Let me introduce you to The Haunted Cat Tarot Deck featuring the amazing art of J Edward Neill. This 78 card deck is just full of, well, haunted cats. Just like my house. I have so many deceased cats in my yard, all missed terribly) and I see their little ghosts all of the time. 78 cards huh? Lets see, that’s… What’s 78 divided by 9 lives? Ah. 8.6. That’s enough tarot card reading for 8.6 cat lives, which roughly equates to not quite 9 readings as each cat has nine lives. Hmmm. I’m seeing a serious flaw here. If a cat is getting a reading, the cat can almost get that last full reading, but not quite. The Haunted Cat Tarot Deck needs more cards. Yes. That’s what my scientific equation states.

I’ll have to run my calculations on these other tarot cards.

 

Haunted Twins Soap

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Haunted Twins Soap
If you’ve never been one to go mainstream with just about anything, and like all of your stuff scary, this is the soap for you. I’m talking about Haunted Twins Soap. It’s a boy on one side and a girl on the other. The carving is either scary or beautiful depending on your point of view.

This soap will scare you as you lather up and it smells like clean cotton and mermaid tears. It will make your hand washing spooky.

Ghost Photobombs Selfie At Haunted Plantation

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Ghost Photobombs Selfie At Haunted Plantation
Is it just me or does that ghost look like Dennis Rodman? Anyway, a group selfie was taken by visitors while they were visiting a haunted plantation in Louisiana. Then BOOM! Photobombed by the face of one of the place’s spirits. The image showed up on Facebook posted by The Myrtles Plantation. In a window behind the women, a face can be seen. Some think that it is Myrtles’ most famous ghost, a slave girl named Chloe, who is said to have been photographed at the plantation on other occasions in the past.

I don’t know about all that, but I do know this: I say we start calling any selfie with a ghost a “ghostie” from now on. Who’s with me?

via WAFB