So some kid had previously seen Bigfoot and no one would believe him. His mother was probably like, “That’s nice dear.” and went back to her quaalude infused loose leaf tea otherwise known as the internet. So this kid finally captures the creature on video while looking out his window. Only thing is, this loud-mouthed kid is so excited he yells at Bigfoot and basically scares him off as he is shaking the camera in excitement. Despite this kid’s spastic nature, I’m proud of him. You finally did it bro. You caught the beast on camera.
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Baby Cat Cocoon – Crazy Cat Lady Training Tool
Say you want to be a crazy cat lady, but instead of a host of furry felines, all you have is a smooth skinned baby. No worries. You can turn that baby into a cat with the Baby Cat Cocoon and start practicing for when you have a hundred cats one day. Don’t forget to neglect your hygiene and eat plenty of lean cuisine and healthy choice frozen dinners. That shizz is mandatory for any crazy cat lady. And never address your child in English ever again. Instead meow at them and rub their tummy and stuff.
Creepy Drippy Horror Mask (Two Year Old’s Art Project) Haunts Etsy
It’s pretty obvious that this horror mask was made by the Etsy seller’s kid. Notice the lumpiness. The unevenness. The general tale of tiny hands working in a big person’s medium. It drips. It oozes. Tis the buyer who loses.
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75 Pound Two Year Old Creepin’ It Up In 1940
This porky little fellow has a pair of six guns and at least a 30 inch waist. Here’s an old photo of little Charlie Hudson, a two year old who tipped the scales at 75 pounds. Doctors said he had the physique of a 6 year old. He’s very rolly-polly, jolly and kinda creepy.
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