This Gothic Child In A Coffin is… Well he’s gone. RIP little dude. Don’t worry, it isn’t real. But don’t tell black hooded, stitchy, smiley face there. He’s still in mourning. This would make a great display piece in your haunted house, mausoleum or house of horrors. Now, let us have a moment of silence for this little Gothic guy………………….*Farts* I’m so sorry. Oh my gosh. I had a huge lunch. No disrespect intended- *Squeeeeaaaaaak* I’m just gonna show myself out. Nobody light a match.
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Baby Cat Cocoon – Crazy Cat Lady Training Tool
Say you want to be a crazy cat lady, but instead of a host of furry felines, all you have is a smooth skinned baby. No worries. You can turn that baby into a cat with the Baby Cat Cocoon and start practicing for when you have a hundred cats one day. Don’t forget to neglect your hygiene and eat plenty of lean cuisine and healthy choice frozen dinners. That shizz is mandatory for any crazy cat lady. And never address your child in English ever again. Instead meow at them and rub their tummy and stuff.
Ghostly Child In Window Art Print
WTF? Why does Nosfera-tot feel the need to visit when I sleep? He looks so sad. Probably because that soft spot on his head never fused together right. Maybe he’s stealing my dreams. Maybe he’s my guardian, protecting me from Freddy. I have no idea. I just know it’s weird and the neighbors have been complaining.
Look, how about I just buy this Ghostly Child In Window Art Print, then you can do your freaky thing and watch me all you want. Cool? You promise to keep me safe from Freddy right? Okay, cool. I’m trusting you here man. Don’t make me regret this.