It took these backdoor probing freaks a while, but they finally realized they were getting nowhere abducting hayseeds and set their sights on a more worthy endeavor. Abducting cheeseburgers!
THIS is Earth’s most precious resource! Alert the supreme leader. The Golden Arches and King’s of Burger shall tremble and fry before our lasers, as will the Earth girl Wendy, Queen of Frosties!
This swell piece of art showcasing the alien love of cheeseburgers is just $60 on Ebay.