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3D Alien Heads

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3D Alien Heads

If you are looking for some framed art for your walls, you can’t do better than these out there 3D Alien Heads. You’ve heard the reports of them walking through walls before they abduct some innocent guy as they are just minding their own business doing the old five knuckle shuffle in bed. Well, this is what they look like as they come through your wall. Pretty scary stuff. Not only do you get caught yanking and cranking, but now you are abducted too. They have no shame.

I need some damn Alien Beer if I’m gonna go through another long drawn out abduction. Why do you keep picking me? You brought the lube this time right? Thank God for small miracles.

UFO Abduction Necklaces – Trust No One

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UFO Abduction Necklaces - Trust No One
Your friends and family might not believe your alien abduction story, but don’t worry, we do. No need to show us your wrecked-um. Commemorate the event with this UFO Abduction pendant for your necklace! These pendants are hand-sculpted and have a glow-in-the-dark beam on the front (ultra cool). It comes with a cord, but you can put it on any necklace. And if those butt-buggers come back for you, they will know that you know cuz they’ll see this pendant. It ain’t gonna stop no butt-stuff, but they may think twice. I’m inventing a butt gun that attaches in your underwear so that when somebody pulls your pants down and spreads your mud-cheeks they get blasted. Problem is that in testing I keep shooting the toilet out from under me when I take a s**t.

3D Printed Grey Aliens From Roswell In Many Colors

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3D Printed Grey Aliens From Roswell
Time to collect some 3D Printed Grey Aliens From Roswell. I can pose these guys by their downed UFO and put some army men around them. Relive that history that the government is trying to hide from us. Then I’ll wake up and discover I have missing time, and I’ll forget ever buying and playing with them. I love all of the colors cuz each color is a different rank of alien. The grey ones are the low guys on the totem pole. They have to do all the butt-stuff.

UFO Appears Behind Newscast in Oregon

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UFO Appears Behind Newscast in Oregon
So a UFO showed up on the news again. While the 3 blondes and a bald dude do there robot news talk, a flash appears in the sky, then a pair of lights streak across the sky on the big screen behind them on the city’s skyline. That’s the big news in Oregon, but in even stranger news, I can’t stop looking at the slow-mo footage of that saucy blonde anchor fem-bot’s vacant face. Looks like something does not compute and her circuits are overheating. BTW is that Al Roker? Nah, just a discount version. Al Broker. Ha ha ha. Not that you can get much more discount than Al MK Ultra Roker.
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10 Foot Tall Female Aliens Caught On Camera In The Kremlin

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10 Foot Tall Female Aliens Caught On Camera In The Kremlin
This is supposedly 2 female aliens in the Kremlin back entrance. Seems legit to me. Tall pinkish/purplish aliens always wear stripper shoes when infiltrating Earth’s various governments. It is known. How do you think they hypnotise our leaders? On the pole. That’s how.
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