I can see two scenarios happening when you wear this Alien Sleep Mask. One- You wake up screaming thinking that you are being abducted, then get up and look in the mirror after pulling this mask up above your eyes, only to realize that YOU were the alien all along. That’s an M. Night Shamalamadingdong twist right there. Or two – Your wife wakes up next you, looks over at you and starts screaming. Meanwhile, the real aliens run out of the room like WTF.
Tag: grey aliens
3D Printed Grey Aliens From Roswell In Many Colors
Time to collect some 3D Printed Grey Aliens From Roswell. I can pose these guys by their downed UFO and put some army men around them. Relive that history that the government is trying to hide from us. Then I’ll wake up and discover I have missing time, and I’ll forget ever buying and playing with them. I love all of the colors cuz each color is a different rank of alien. The grey ones are the low guys on the totem pole. They have to do all the butt-stuff.
Alien Head Salt And Pepper Shakers
This set of Alien Head Salt And Pepper Shakers is what you want on the table when you abduct your next dinner guest. As any alien knows, it is only polite to feed them first, before you go anal probing the subject. Wine ’em, dine ’em, then confine ’em. That’s my motto! Wait! That came out wrong. I mean, if I was an alien.
This is a swell spread guys. You are the best dinner hosts an abductee could want. Thanks for the meal. And here I was worried that I was going to be subjected to experimentation. Ha! You guys are alright! What’s next? I have plenty of room for dessert!*rubs tummy*
*Four sets of black eyes turn toward me* The leader sends me a telepathic answer:
Uranus.
*Jaw drops to the table.* *Passes out and falls forward into a bowl of mashed potatoes.*
Alien Invasion Collectible Motion Guitar Picks
Aliens like to rock too and now they want to help mankind with these alien face guitar picks. These guitar picks have aliens on them, allowing you to rock like your tour-bus UFO just crashed in Roswell. It probably has a tracking device inside that marks you for abduction, because you know, they are recruiting for an intergalactic band.
Why an anal probe and medical procedures are part of the interview process, I have no idea.
Alien Art: The Collective Abduction Of A Cheeseburger
It took these backdoor probing freaks a while, but they finally realized they were getting nowhere abducting hayseeds and set their sights on a more worthy endeavor. Abducting cheeseburgers!
THIS is Earth’s most precious resource! Alert the supreme leader. The Golden Arches and King’s of Burger shall tremble and fry before our lasers, as will the Earth girl Wendy, Queen of Frosties!
This swell piece of art showcasing the alien love of cheeseburgers is just $60 on Ebay.