It is going to be so awesome having my own alien slave side table. It can hold drinks and serve me all of my meals.
Bring me a steak spaceman!
Yes master, how do you want it done? Rare? Well done? Medium well?
Not medium well, you idiot! I’ll have it done ros-well. This time try to be discreet. Cow mutilations are in the news again. Wait a minute! This report says that only the rectum and sex organs were missing. If my steak tastes like cow butt and scrotum E.T will be phoning home with two black eyes.
I already have those master.
Why you smart-mouthed little- *Strangles alien neck like Homer does to Bart*