This cool aliens quilt is just like the kind that grandma used to make. After she was abducted by aliens in the middle of the night. It’s full of little green that have eyes featuring NYC Times Square images with parts of buildings, statues, and other stuff.
If they come to get you at night and see this quilt, they will know that we know. Then you’ll wake up and they will know that we know that they know that we know. Ya know? Man, conspiracy stuff is crazy hard and confusing.
It is going to be so awesome having my own alien slave side table. It can hold drinks and serve me all of my meals.
Bring me a steak spaceman!
Yes master, how do you want it done? Rare? Well done? Medium well?
Not medium well, you idiot! I’ll have it done ros-well. This time try to be discreet. Cow mutilations are in the news again. Wait a minute! This report says that only the rectum and sex organs were missing. If my steak tastes like cow butt and scrotum E.T will be phoning home with two black eyes.
I already have those master.
Why you smart-mouthed little- *Strangles alien neck like Homer does to Bart*