Time Traveler Took Picture In The Year 6000 And Shares It With Us

Time Traveler Took Picture In The Year 6000 And Shares It With Us
An odd video posted online earlier this month shows a guy claiming to be a time traveler and sharing a photo from the future. Apparently all of the future cameras take blurry pics. Or maybe he snapped it while doing 88 MPH with Doc Brown elbowing him cuz the old guy’s eating a future Big Mac. He says that time travel distorts images. I don’t buy it.

The guy’s face and voice are distorted for his protection. He details his experience while sitting at a picnic table in the snow. It’s quite a tale this guy weaves. A real fart-knocker of a tale. I can say that cuz a fart was my only rebuttal to this video. I knocked it out of the park. Cool story bro. Thanks for relieving my intestinal discomfort.
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The Amitygrille Horror and Other Weird Horror Movies

The Amitygrille Horror and Other Weird Horror Movies
B3ta’s current image challenge is called Product Horror, where artists combine a horror film with an advertisement for another product. Get ready for a lot of puns. Like The Amitygrille Horror. You can see all of the entries here. These would make some weird horror movies.
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Woman Sneezes During Selfie Revealing Dark-Side Doppelganger

Woman Sneezes During Selfie Revealing Dark-Side Doppelganger
*Screams like that midget from Twin Peaks and points.* DOPPELGANGER! Sometimes the truth comes out in photos, like when people capture UFOS, Bigfoot, or peen pics that prove how small it is. They can even reveal possession like in this photo, which shows a selfie that captured this woman’s good and evil personas. The bad one is the one on the right that looks like she is shouting at an unseen man during PMS. Just so we’re clear. The possession only came to light because the woman “sneezed”. It’s being played off like the sneeze is the reason for the odd photo, but we know better.

The one on the left is all like, “Awww. I’m so sweet and innocent” while the one on the right just wants you dead and is pissed to be caught on camera. That one is having a heavy flow and just wants any man dead. She’s clearly two-faced. Must be a Gemini.
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Mushion Pillows: Now You Can Sit On Your Own Face

Mushion Pillows
I hear ya. What the hell is a Mushion? Right? Sounds like a cushion made out of mush. Close. It’s a picture of your face blown up and made into a pillow. Mushion Pillows will let you sit on your own face. Or someone else’s. You can also make a pillow of someone else’s face and practice kissing it for like an hour until your mom barges in, sees you tonguing the pillow and starts crying, asking where she went wrong. It’s happened to all of us right? I mean, not me. Just sayin’.

I would use it as a voodoo type pillow and fart in the faces of my enemies, hoping that they smell my farts wherever they are.
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Old Polaroid Picture Of A Clown With Little Girl

clown pictureThis creepy Polaroid of a Clown and girl sold for on Ebay for $6.98. I assume he was holding her for ransom and sent this pic to her parents. Cause that’s what clowns do. They give you nightmares and clown phobias and generally just make the world a creepier place.
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