An odd video posted online earlier this month shows a guy claiming to be a time traveler and sharing a photo from the future. Apparently all of the future cameras take blurry pics. Or maybe he snapped it while doing 88 MPH with Doc Brown elbowing him cuz the old guy’s eating a future Big Mac. He says that time travel distorts images. I don’t buy it.
The guy’s face and voice are distorted for his protection. He details his experience while sitting at a picnic table in the snow. It’s quite a tale this guy weaves. A real fart-knocker of a tale. I can say that cuz a fart was my only rebuttal to this video. I knocked it out of the park. Cool story bro. Thanks for relieving my intestinal discomfort.
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