Don’t Eat Me, Chupacabra!

Don't Eat Me, Chupacabra!
What child doesn’t like a book about monsters that like to eat their favorite little farm animals? Yeah, no nightmares here! Don’t Eat Me, Chupacabra! is a must-have for your bedtime story collection. This book is about a monster that only likes to eat goats and throws a tantrum when others offer him another delectable treat. What a diva! Set in Puerto Rico, the one positive part of the book is that the words are written in English and then again in Spanish, to help children learn how to say “I want goats!” in two languages. Great skill to have.

This board book is 30 pages long (this gives plenty of time for the monster to throw a complete fit) and is part of an entire collector set. Other titles in the set, certain to give nightmares, includes: Goodnight Krampus, Get Dressed Sasquatch, and others.

Scary Chupacabra Corpse Sculpture

Scary Chupacabra Corpse Sculpture
People love monster stories. Any decent story told involves a monster. Just ask my ex-wife. There are reports of chupacabra sightings in the Americas and eerie stories of body part trails left behind by these blood-sucking creatures. But we have never discovered a Chupacabra corpse. Until now…

Imagine having a Chupacabra corpse lying around the house. The corpse is so well sculpted out of paper pulp clay, paper mache, and polymer clay, no one will fail to believe that you actually met and killed a Chupacabra. With professional mask hair, acrylic hair and good craftsmanship, it is so realistic it will scare you at night.

Goat Sucker! – Silver Chupacabra Necklace

Silver Chupacabra Necklace
Wear this Silver Chupacabra Necklace in honor of the world’s most famous goat sucker. Unlike the Chupacabra itself, this necklace does not suck. He’s in a sweet action pose like he’s about to pounce on his prey. Or at least just dive in a dumpster and snag half a big-mac. Hey, you gotta eat. So shiny. So deadly. So full of the blood of goats.

Cryptid Hunter Coasters – For Monster Drinks

Cryptid Hunter Coasters
These Cryptid Hunter Coasters are awesome. The sets come with information cards on the creatures so that your research is up to date. Have you seen any of these creatures? When you’re sitting around with your friends, talking about your paranormal encounters, these coasters are perfect. I hope they add to this series and create coasters with other creatures on them.
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