Creepy Kids Mugs
Check out these creepy kids mugs. And I don’t mean creepy mugs for kids. I mean, mugs with creepy kids on them. Kids who crave brains and eyeball soup. That’s what happens when you raise zombie kids. Like those kids who never look away from their smartphone except to flip you the bird. Look at those kids salivating. MMmmm-Mmmmmm good. More like Mmmmmm-Mmmmmm nasty ya little freak. Gives a whole new meaning to brain food.
Yummy yummy, I have brains in my tummy. Thank you mom for the eyeball soup too. I’m so happy to be a part of this maniac psychopath family. A real atomic family. As in, they should be nuked from orbit.
The seller also has buttons with these little freaks on them.