Want to crush someone between the sharp teeth of a monster? A monster with many eyes? Just put their picture in this Toothy Picture Frame With Eyeballs and pretend that they are being chewed for all eternity. You know, if that’s your thing. I’m not sure how this beast brushes its teeth. It probably just cleans its teeth with the bones of those in the picture.
Tag: eyeballs
Creepy Kids Mugs
Check out these creepy kids mugs. And I don’t mean creepy mugs for kids. I mean, mugs with creepy kids on them. Kids who crave brains and eyeball soup. That’s what happens when you raise zombie kids. Like those kids who never look away from their smartphone except to flip you the bird. Look at those kids salivating. MMmmm-Mmmmmm good. More like Mmmmmm-Mmmmmm nasty ya little freak. Gives a whole new meaning to brain food.
Yummy yummy, I have brains in my tummy. Thank you mom for the eyeball soup too. I’m so happy to be a part of this maniac psychopath family. A real atomic family. As in, they should be nuked from orbit.
The seller also has buttons with these little freaks on them.
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Pee Wee Herman Winking Eye Shoulder Bag
Looks like Pee Wee Herman is endorsing fashion accessories now. Like this Winking Shoulder Bag. Hey, I think your bag has something in it’s eye. It keeps winking at me.
If Big Brother or the Illuminati had spying fashion accessories, this is basically what it would look like. It would be all like, “Yeah I just saw you tear up that parking ticket.” And then a bunch of drones would come and carry you off to prison. Is that the life you want Pee Wee?
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Shriek Chic: Leather Monster Belt Bag
If you want a monster on your hip, you don’t have to give birth and tote a crying baby around, who is smacking and kicking at your ribs. Just buy this leather monster belt bag for $150. on Etsy. It is grievously gross and horrendously horrifying. Just a bunch of bloodshot eyes and a foaming slobbering mouth full of fangs.
Monsters get hungry, so keep all your stuff in there and keep it well fed, so that it doesn’t turn on you.
Click through for close ups of those eyes and that horribly detailed slobbering mouth. Or I could just show you a pic of me with a hangover. Really no difference.
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