Freddy Krueger Skin Marble Coasters
One, two, Freddy’s coming for you. Three, four, better lock your door. Five, six, these Freddy Krueger skin coasters are sick! Freddy wants to protect your furniture from drink spills and those horrible sweat rings. What better way to do this than to rip off some of his own flesh and set it down on your table?
You have to hand it to Freddy. He may be all burnt and melted, but one thing he doesn’t have is acne. Butt-ne? Probably. We all have that right! *crickets* No? Just me? No way! Like I’m the only guy rubbing a bottle Clearasil on each cheek! Whatevs!
I bet the skin sticks to your glass when you try to lift it up too. Nasty!
One, two, Freddy’s skin is goo. Three, four, ain’t gonna drink no more. Now I’m scared and have to stay up all night. Damn you Freddy!