Set of 4 Classic Horror Movies Tile Coasters

Set of 4 Classic Horror Movies Tile Coasters
This Set of 4 Classic Horror Movies Tile Coasters has a cool “tumbled” look. So do I. Just got done rolling around on the floor with a beautiful girl. *Fixes my hair while out of breath.* That’s only because I love that cat and she wanted to play the ribbon game and chase it around for awhile. Sheesh. Don’t make it dirty. Where was I? No, I mean in the article about the monster coasters. I know where I am physically. I didn’t get amnesia. Can we just focus on these cool tiles? Thank you.

These coasters look awesome. I’ve always wanted to set my drinks on small movie monster posters like I was some rich movie mogul. Now I can. You gotta love that art. That Creature from the Black Lagoon poster? This is exactly how women see me as I am checking them out. So I can definitely relate. It’s a good thing that creature never got put on trial at the end of that movie. You know why? He would be found Gill-ty. HAhahahaha You walked right into that one like an upturned rake I left in the yard. Been waiting for someone to step on that. About time.

Freddy Krueger Skin Marble Coasters

freddy krueger drink coasters
One, two, Freddy’s coming for you. Three, four, better lock your door. Five, six, these Freddy Krueger skin coasters are sick! Freddy wants to protect your furniture from drink spills and those horrible sweat rings. What better way to do this than to rip off some of his own flesh and set it down on your table?

You have to hand it to Freddy. He may be all burnt and melted, but one thing he doesn’t have is acne. Butt-ne? Probably. We all have that right! *crickets* No? Just me? No way! Like I’m the only guy rubbing a bottle Clearasil on each cheek! Whatevs!

I bet the skin sticks to your glass when you try to lift it up too. Nasty!

One, two, Freddy’s skin is goo. Three, four, ain’t gonna drink no more. Now I’m scared and have to stay up all night. Damn you Freddy!