Slip this Tooled Leather Stitched Skin Journal Cover over your journal and then question whether that makes your journal a serial killer or not. I’m still not sure, but I’m watching my journal close. Going undercover as it’s friend to see if I can catch a predator. Hey waz up journal? Slip me some skin. Ewww! Too literal dude. No, I ain’t wearing a wire.
Tag: skin
Oh Hell No: Body Parts Sewn Together Clothing Line
Ed Gein. Remember that name. He is going to be big in the serial killer inspired fashion world. This Body Parts clothing line from Etsy shop KaylaArenafx was inspired by the dude. I ain’t looking him up though. Too scared. Apparently the guy made stuff for reals. Freaky. I prefer it when my clothing doesn’t look back at me. Or have ears.
via Geekologie
Talking Zombie Skull Skins
Frightprops makes Talking Zombie Skull Skins that attach to their talking skulls and transform them into the stuff of nightmares. Check out the video below to see it in action as it talks in a weird accent. Just slip the skin over the skull and you are good to go for scaring the bejesus out of people. Slip me some skin bro! Was that inappropriate and mean to zombies? I have no idea. Fine, don’t slip me some skin. See if I care.
Go ahead and check out the video. Then go ahead and buy one to create zombie life and feel like a God!
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Freddy Krueger Burnt Skin Christmas Tree Ornament
Deck the halls with Freddy Krueger’s burnt flesh. You can almost smell the evil bubbling. This Freddy Krueger Burnt Skin Christmas Tree Ornament is pretty awesome. If you could get a whole bunch, it’ll make it look like Freddy exploded and there’s bits of him stuck in your tree. Eww! Yet cool. But I’m freaky like that. Here are some matching fleshy Nikes.
Jingle Bells
Burnt flesh smells
Freddy laid an egg.
My little song gets worse, but that’s all I’m sharing cuz I would like to sleep tonight. I don’t want to tick him off.
Utter-ly Ridiculous: Cow Skin Rug
How now brown cow. You look like you got run over with a plow. I don’t think this Cow Skin Rug is made from actual cow skin. There’s no way to know since the seller’s add says absolutely nothing.
I’m gonna go ahead and guess it was a leftover from some UFO cow mutilation, cuz I know sometimes they just toss the leftovers out of the ship, like that time I saw a UFO and a cow fur suit fell from the sky. I put that baby right on and ewwwwww! Just like thrift store clothes, I shoulda cleaned it first. It was like an icky squishie pair of footy pajamas with hooves.
What can you do but shake your fist at those alien bastids and walk home in utter shame?