greaser from the booze lagoonHey, it’s the creature from the booze lagoon. What’s up bro? Drag any sweet ladies into your filthy water hole lately? Why you looking at me like that? Dude you have anger issues. Was just asking how you’ve been. Damn.

Click through for the seller’s short story about this taxidermy head.

Johnny D.U.I. was hell on wheels. Everyone knew his name, and everyone feared him. His live fast die young outlook on the world made him volatile and dangerous. Never one to back down from a confrontation Johnny was challenged by the leader of a local gang to a game of chicken at the cliff above the booze lagoon.
The booze lagoon was a hangout for greasers and deliquents. It got it’s name from all the discarded booze bottles floating in the stagnant water. You wanted something gone, you threw it in the booze lagoon. No one would find it because no one would get anywhere near it’s putrid waters. People dumped everything from dead bodies to toxic waste into the lagoon.
There was no way Johnny was going to lose and while the other guy chickened out Johnny drove his car right off the cliff and into the lagoon. Ever since that day there have been missing persons reports piling up around the lagoon, and even sightings of a Fish-like man with an uncharacteristically groomed pompadour have been reported.

While on his quest to be THE most awful thing in the universe, Cig Neutron ran into the mutated Johnny, and after a car battle to the death Cig took Johnny’s head as a trophy. Cig did all the work, now you can sit back and relax under the glory with this limited edition, lifesized Greaser from the Booze Lagoon head.

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