These personalized Monster Bottles Inspired By Lovecraft look amazing. OrionOddities makes all kinds. I’mma fill mine with with green soda and call it Montain Cthulu-Dew! Maybe fill ’em with chocolate sludge and call it Goo-Hoo.
Awesome. Did you say they are personalized?
Yeah, they’re pretty cool.
*One week later.*
Here’s your birthday gift!
Oh sweet! The Lovecraft bottles I wanted!
Check it out. I had them personalize them.
*Checks them out.* They all say, “Enjoy your Monster drinks you fat f**k!” *sigh* I will. You are so thoughtful. And descriptive. *tear falls from eye.*
