Has your soul grown so dark, you can spend an entire night watching spine-tingling horror films and still sleep nightmare-free? Join the club! These Gothic Vampire candles should help set the mood for a ‘night in’ watching some scary films. They can also help you spook the crap out of kids who come to your house on Halloween (or pretty much any day you choose to frighten people who come to your home at night). You can choose your candles based on your favorite Gothic character from the horror films.
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Monster Bottles Inspired By Lovecraft
These personalized Monster Bottles Inspired By Lovecraft look amazing. OrionOddities makes all kinds. I’mma fill mine with with green soda and call it Montain Cthulu-Dew! Maybe fill ’em with chocolate sludge and call it Goo-Hoo.
Awesome. Did you say they are personalized?
Yeah, they’re pretty cool.
*One week later.*
Here’s your birthday gift!
Oh sweet! The Lovecraft bottles I wanted!
Check it out. I had them personalize them.
*Checks them out.* They all say, “Enjoy your Monster drinks you fat f**k!” *sigh* I will. You are so thoughtful. And descriptive. *tear falls from eye.*
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