This Mounted Vampire Bat Head looks good on my wall. I just like that-
*Ding-Dong*
Oh, my pen-pal has arrived from Transylvania. We’ve been writing each other for like 4 years. It will be so good to meet him.
*Opens door*
Good even-ing! I am Count Tofour. You must be the fat blogger I write to for amusement.
Sure am. Here, sit down. Dinner is almost ready. Nice to meet you Count.
Watt is this Bat head zat is mounted on wall? This I do not like. It offends me. Tell me, you are truly tested for clean blood as you said in your letter?
Oh yeah. Clean bill of- AHHHH Get off me.
How dare you decorate with the head of my brethren! I come long way for snack. You are, how you say? Big fat buffet! *Sinks teeth in.*