Who needs an acid trip when you have these Crazy and Furry Kawaii Toy Monsters from MezenFantasyDolls? Looking at these creatures is a good trip and a bad trip. Know what I mean? Also, can you get those spiders off of me? GET ‘EM OFF! GET ‘EM OFF! Oh wait. Wow dude. I’M the spider crawling all over the Earth and weirding IT out. Whoa!
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Furry and Googly Eyed Monster Jacket
Damn that sh*t is stylish! It works the runway and folks runaway! This Furry and Googly Eyed Monster Jacket ate up that woman’s entire torso. I bet it won’t stop until it eats up those dolphin-toe shorts. She looks like she’s in a police lineup next other normally dressed perps and hearing some dude say, “Yeah, that’s the furry motha f**ker right there!” Monster torso is all the rage this year. And every year obviously.
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Furry Terminator Wolf-Thing Mask
I have no idea what furries get up to, but if I were ever gonna join their fur-filled games, I would totally rock this Furry Terminator Wolf-Thing Mask. First it comes from the furry future to kill you. Then in the sequel it’s all like, “Come with me if you want to fur”. Well, I don’t want to, but what the shizz. I’m in. Is rubbing up against other furry things required cuz that just seems weird to me. Also I chafe easily. It is? Cool I guess. Is this all a prank? I can’t see how grinding a polar bear is helping to defeat Skynet.
Mounted Vampire Bat Head
This Mounted Vampire Bat Head looks good on my wall. I just like that-
*Ding-Dong*
Oh, my pen-pal has arrived from Transylvania. We’ve been writing each other for like 4 years. It will be so good to meet him.
*Opens door*
Good even-ing! I am Count Tofour. You must be the fat blogger I write to for amusement.
Sure am. Here, sit down. Dinner is almost ready. Nice to meet you Count.
Watt is this Bat head zat is mounted on wall? This I do not like. It offends me. Tell me, you are truly tested for clean blood as you said in your letter?
Oh yeah. Clean bill of- AHHHH Get off me.
How dare you decorate with the head of my brethren! I come long way for snack. You are, how you say? Big fat buffet! *Sinks teeth in.*
Shave And Play Barbie Doll
Damn Barbie. You really let yourself go! Shave and Play Barbie is hairy as hell and ready for a trim! I thought this was a wolfman doll at first. Or a limited edition sasquatch Barbie. Or an Oregon hipster wife Barbie. Nope, just Barbie going all natural and letting that hair grow. And grow. And grow. It comes with a razor included to make her all silky smooth. She’s got a beard, neck hair, chest hair, leg hair, probably even some butt hair.
She did it Fur Ken. She wants to be fur-ever yours. Damn Barbie. You live in a Malibu beach house so I know you can afford a razor. Seriously, SHAVE and PLAY. In that order. Do not PLAY and SHAVE. This beast needs to be dealt with right now! Even Bigfoot be like, “What? Girl you crazy.”
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