The first thing that hits me about these Plush Butt Tissue Box Covers is that these butts are always being wiped. I mean, they have to be the cleanest butts ever, plush or otherwise. If I could poop toilet paper, my butt might actually get clean. For once.
Plush Butts. It’s fun to say. Plush Butts. I have to sing it with the Duck Tales theme, cuz everything goes with the Duck Tales song.
Plush Butts. Wooo hooo. Do do do da do do do do do Plush Butts. Wooo hooo.
Plush Butts are better than slush butts. Take it from someone who has had a serious case of both in the past.