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Spirit Board Crates – The Real Spirit Box

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Spirit Board Crates - The Real Spirit Box
Get your Spirit Board Crates here! They are perfect for holding your spirit boards. Because who doesn’t have like a ton of Ouija boards hanging around the house? Get like 100 of these crates, fill ’em with Ouija boards, then put ’em in a truck and transport them across the country! What are the odds that this shipment makes it? Or it does make it, but every other car it passes is demolished and run off the road by a thousand specters! Or you could just, you know, decorate with these spirit board crates. And let the spirits have their way with your home.

If you want an actual spirit board, check out the Call The Mothman spirit board.

Cryptid Crate Gives You Monthly Cryptids

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Cryptid Crate Gives You Monthly Cryptids
I can’t help but think of this Cryptid crate as the mother of all gifts. It is a collection of various cryptid items wrapped up in a single package. There’s a new one every month. There are stickers with illustrations of Bigfoot, Mothman, and the Lake Champlain Monster, plus a spice called “Chupacabra Rub and Seasoning”. There are also pins and Bigfoot socks as well. I question the wisdom behind naming a pair of socks “Bigfoot socks” granted how small a human’s feet are (see what I did there).

This Empty Box Has a Screaming Ghost Head Inside

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This Empty Box Has a Screaming Ghost Head Inside
This Halloween, scare the bejesus out of everyone with this excellent prop. VFX Creates has the perfect prank for this year. What looks like an empty, but blood-splattered box, breaks open and a screaming ghost head lunges at your victim. Man, this thing is going to cause heart attacks. It will cost you almost $1,500, but is so worth it.

via Gizmodo

H.P. Lovecraft’s Head With Tentacles On A Box

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H.P. Lovecraft's Head With Tentacles On A Box
So this is what happened to H.P. Lovecraft. Do I call it an Octo-Craft? H.P. Love-Tentacles? I have no idea. Enjoy H.P. Lovecraft’s Head With Tentacles On A Box. You can use it as a storage box, a jewelry box, or whatever. However you use it, you are going to scream. And never stop. Scream and run away. I don’t blame you. This thing is nightmare fuel.

Vampire Bat Sculptural Box

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Vampire Bat Sculptural BoxThis Vampire Bat Sculptural Box will make ya squee like a little bat. But if it makes you flap your wings and fly around the room, you’ve gone too far. This bat will hold all of your little trinkets and baubles and do-dads. Not sure if it will hold your whatchamacallits. It’s bat-tastic. It’s batting a thousand. It’s bat-s**t crazy. Swing batter batter. Time to batton down the hatches. Quick, to the bat cave robin! Wait, was that the phone? Nah, you just heard my batarang! And with that, I’m off to adjust my meds.