Add some pizzazz to your kitchen by displaying your tea cups in the outstretched arms of an octopus. This Cast Iron Octopus Tea Cup or Jewelry Holder has eight arms to hold either tea cups or jewelry, or anything else you can think of. I like it cuz it kinda looks like he’s pissed off and just ready to throw cups everywhere. I can relate to that. This octopus and I are gonna be good friends.
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This Gothic Makeup Holder Is Full Of Skulls
So let’s say you have a lot of makeup to put on. Not me cuz I’m a dude, but let’s say you like to cake the makeup on like my ex-wife so no one can see what a harpy you are. You’re gonna need something to hold all of that makeup. In her case, a forklift. In your case, ya might want to use this cool Gothic Makeup Holder. It’s full of skulls that will organize and hold all of your stuff. Pretty sweet actually. This is a Goth girl’s best friend.
Universal Monsters Pen Holder
This adorable Universal Monsters Pen Holder is going to look great on my desk. It has cute versions of Frankenstein, Wolfman, the Bride and Count Dracula, who says, “I vant to hold your pens!” Although his accent makes it sound like he said penis, so bonus laughs for that. You can find him doing stand up on the Transylvania circuit. Sure, you could use it for your peen, I guess, but not recommended. You should never stick it in a box full of monsters. Sticks to pens and pencils.
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Frankenstein Hand Wall Hook or Guitar Hanger
Everybody give a hand to the Frankenstein Hand Wall Hook or Guitar Hanger! *Crowd goes wild* Pretty handy. I’d read his palm, but I would have him in stitches. I have a million of ’em. Like this one:
What do you say when Dr. Frankenstein creates a pile of smokey goo instead of a re-animated monster? Then leaves it sit overnight smelling rotten? *Clears throat* I say, “To the Victor go the spoils…” Get it? Ha ha ha ha ha. Cuz his name is Victor and it is spoiled! Man, I crack myself up. Mostly cuz I’m on crack, but I’mma pretty funny dude too.
Ugly Face Toilet Plunger Cover
Check out this Ugly Face Toilet Plunger Cover. Dude, your face is so ugly I want to stick a toilet plunger in it. I bet this guy has heard that a million times. He’s got a face so ugly only a toilet plunger could love it. I guess that means he has a potty mouth. Honestly, this guy doesn’t look too bright, so he probably doesn’t mind getting rammed by a toilet plunger. I don’t even know the guy and I want to shove one in his head.
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