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The Addams Family Haunted Mansion Print

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The Addams Family Haunted Mansion Print
This Addams Family Haunted Mansion Print is based on the famous Disney Haunted Mansion stretch portraits. They’re creepy and they’re kooky. Mysterious and spooky. They’re altogether ooky. The Addams Family. The whole family is here in this cool print.

Fun fact: I’m writing a screenplay for a reboot. The hook? It’s Samuel Adams’ family. They make beer in colonial times and they are monsters. The daughters name is Tuesday instead of Wednesday. I was gonna call her Friday, but she never picked up. *rim shot* So what if I was a little inebriated when I wrote it? Alcohol is my muse. It’s also my mouthwash and my choice of cologne.

3-D Horror Houses

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These 3-D Horror Houses from themoonlightmuse are spooky as hell. They look just like the real houses. The Psycho house, the Adams family and more.

Like my house, they look fine from the outside, but inside? Inside of my house, blood drips down the wall, spirits talk to you and the tap water is all brown and nasty. The blood is because I like to throw tomato sauce against the wall, the spirits talking to you are just me trying to communicate over my 6 foot tall stacks of hoarded newspapers and the tap water only flows brown cuz I mixed up the pipes up when I fixed the crapper last week. See? There’s a reasonable explanation for everything.
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