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Poisonous Creeper Plants

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Poisonous Creeper PlantsThese Poisonous Creeper Plants from HallowedGrave will make your home look all creepy and Beetlejuice like. And they promise not to strangle you in the night or grab your hand when you are watering them. Not that promises mean anything from a creeper plant. Every Creeper is handmade and unique. Plus they come in many different colors. These plants are spooky, people!

If I were you, I would put some googly eyes on it cuz then you could ask it, “Jeepers creepers, where’d you get those peepers?” Of course you would already know, because they came from you. So forget I said anything.
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The Addams Family Haunted Mansion Print

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The Addams Family Haunted Mansion Print
This Addams Family Haunted Mansion Print is based on the famous Disney Haunted Mansion stretch portraits. They’re creepy and they’re kooky. Mysterious and spooky. They’re altogether ooky. The Addams Family. The whole family is here in this cool print.

Fun fact: I’m writing a screenplay for a reboot. The hook? It’s Samuel Adams’ family. They make beer in colonial times and they are monsters. The daughters name is Tuesday instead of Wednesday. I was gonna call her Friday, but she never picked up. *rim shot* So what if I was a little inebriated when I wrote it? Alcohol is my muse. It’s also my mouthwash and my choice of cologne.

Disney Haunted Mansion Full Dining Set Props

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Disney Haunted Mansion dining table props
I’ve never been to your fancy Disneyland or Disney World. Probably because your parents were cooler than mine. So I have no idea what all the fuss is over the Haunted Mansion, but judging by these Disney Haunted Mansion Full Dining Set Props, the ghosts are eating better than I am.

I’m gonna set the table and wait for the ghosts. Then when they come, me and Bill Murray, Dan Akroyd and the rest of the Ghostbusters are gonna let them have it. I’ll probably get slimed. I typed “slimmed” at first, but that ain’t happening. If ghosts caused weight loss, Elvira would be the Jenny Craig spokesperson holding meetings at haunted houses.
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