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Shaved Human Head Helmets

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custom made head helmet
Artist Jyo John Mulloor created these custom-made helmet designs that look like shaved human heads. All stubble, no trouble.

*Pulls into gas station. Sees motorcycle guy with a badass shaved head.* Shaved heads are so cool. Hey man, I love your shaved head! You’re a tough guy and you don’t take any crap. I bet you have like 6 girlfriends and 3 mistresses. Be right back dude!

*Heads to the restroom. Comes out bald 10 minutes later cause peer pressure works super fast on me.* Now I’m just like you man. Teach me your ways.

Guy removes his bald head helmet, revealing Fabio length hair underneath.

*Plays it cool.* Yeah, well… At least mine is real.
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Bald Headed Crying Dumpster Monkey

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creepymonkey
Not sure where Ebay seller Hookamonky is finding the items that they’re selling. From the looks of this ugly, worn out, chewed up and spit out 1,000 times monkey, I would have to say that the seller is scraping the bottom of the dumpster barrel. This thing is horrid! No wonder the monkey is crying. He doesn’t want to be put up on Ebay, being told to do a little money dance on top of a piano, shaking its money-maker for potential Ebay buyers. Read more “Bald Headed Crying Dumpster Monkey”