Vroom vroom! I love hitting the open road with my bone-r-cycle and feeling the power of the skeleton rev between my legs. That’s why I love this Bone Chillin’ Skeleton Motorcycle Statue. I’ll ride anything with ribs. I realize how dirty that sounds. It’s literally a white knuckle ride. See that guy’s knuckles there on the front wheel? White. I think this guy was in that show called Bones of Anarchy. Love that show. Skeleton gangs rule!
Tag: motorcycle
Shaved Human Head Helmets
Artist Jyo John Mulloor created these custom-made helmet designs that look like shaved human heads. All stubble, no trouble.
*Pulls into gas station. Sees motorcycle guy with a badass shaved head.* Shaved heads are so cool. Hey man, I love your shaved head! You’re a tough guy and you don’t take any crap. I bet you have like 6 girlfriends and 3 mistresses. Be right back dude!
*Heads to the restroom. Comes out bald 10 minutes later cause peer pressure works super fast on me.* Now I’m just like you man. Teach me your ways.
Guy removes his bald head helmet, revealing Fabio length hair underneath.
*Plays it cool.* Yeah, well… At least mine is real.
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Blade Brake Lever Insures That You Don’t Stop. Ever.
I don’t know what the deal is with these Redbull Brake levers on Ebay. All I know is that I ain’t stopping for nobody. No way. No how. I like my fingers too much.
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