Bald Headed Crying Dumpster Monkey

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Not sure where Ebay seller Hookamonky is finding the items that they’re selling. From the looks of this ugly, worn out, chewed up and spit out 1,000 times monkey, I would have to say that the seller is scraping the bottom of the dumpster barrel. This thing is horrid! No wonder the monkey is crying. He doesn’t want to be put up on Ebay, being told to do a little money dance on top of a piano, shaking its money-maker for potential Ebay buyers. Read more “Bald Headed Crying Dumpster Monkey”

Withered And Aged Humpty Dumpty Mask Will Get You That Senior Discount

Creepy Humpty DumptyHumpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men couldn’t put Humpty together again. Maybe that’s because all of the kings horses and all the kings men were a bunch of egg beaters that get off on hurting and bullying beings of the incredible-edible variety until they look like the cracked, withered and beaten mess you see here.
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