Strange Dogboy Figurine With Real Hair

dogboyHe’s dirty. He’s crawling around on all fours in his pajamas, with a bone in his mouth. This is one ugly ceramic figurine. It even has some real hair on it’s head for that extra creep factor. Somewhere in the world, the lucky buyer is screaming “It puts the lotion on!” at their china cabinet.

The Bone Phone: Can You Hear Me (Creaking) Now?

bone phoneThis creepy bone phone from Ebay belongs in a chiropractor’s office. *alien voice* E.T…bone…home… Sing it with me folks:

With the leg bone connected
to the knee bone,
and the knee bone connected
to the thigh bone,
and the thigh bone connected
to…..AT&T.
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