Jar Jar Binks is the bane of the Star Wars prequels, but now he is back and ready for action! He came to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And he is all out of bubble gum!
This Gungan doesn’t need a gun-gun. He has his sword and shield and even a power crystal! Get ready for the ultimate sequel/prequel/squee-quel: JAR WARS! Directed by a 5 year old with a hot-glue gun and a dream.
It’s enough to make Jabba The Hutt puke!
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He’s dirty. He’s crawling around on all fours in his pajamas, with a bone in his mouth. This is 
You may think you’re a holy-roller, but if you don’t have this 10kt gold Jesus pendant, you ain’t nothing but a holy-roller skater, watching a Cadillac pass you by. The Cadillac being the dude wearing this blinged out face of Earth’s lord and savior.
No doubt upset by the fact that we took their land and no longer even include profiles of them on our currency, Indians have taken to