Hope you pick a winner. Ya booger. This Pick A Winner Booger Soap shines a bright light on that disgusting habit you have. Picking your smell-hole for slimey green nuggets. I don’t know about you, but I usually wait until late at night, then flick ’em at the wall. Which explains why I go to bed with a white wall and wake up to a speckled green one. DIY room makeover. Take that one HGTV.
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The Booger Bin Lets You Pick And Save
Boogers. You can’t pick just one. And you can’t just flick them against the wall, because before you know it, you’ll have a snot sculpture there after a few months. You can only wipe so many on the cat too, before your wife thinks the cat has a deadly cold and takes it to the vet, where they charge you like $400 to determine that the snot is human. All they had to do was friggin’ ask.
Anyway, this booger bin will keep your nozzle nuggets all in one place. It’s a bin. For boogers. If you can fill one of these up, you have some serious health problems.
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