Behold the Grand Necronomicon Journal. Dude likes pretty grim. I guess that’s why its a grimoire. He’s a grimy grimmy grimster. He also needs to brush his teeth. Maybe get some sunglasses. Maybe a facelift. That should help home score with the ladies. I’m gonna use this as a diary.
Dear di(e)ary, please stop looking at me like you are hungry. I am not a piece of meat. You scare me. P.S. Sorry I keep fingering your teeth with my fingers.
Holy Necronomicon Batman! This Necronomicon Light Switch Plate will make me way to scared to turn the lights off. Or on. Turn ’em off and I’ll be too scared of some portal to hell opening up and swallowing me whole as Cthulhu devours my soul. Turn ’em on and that Necronomicon face will scare the bejesus out of me and I got very little bejesus left!
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Etsy seller Paintit13lack likes to make mini necronomicon necklaces. Some are even lockets that open up to reveal images from Army of Darkness. You know the old saying: Don’t go to Comic Con without your necronomicon.
The book is said to contain an account of the ancient ones, their history, and the means for summoning them. It’s basically an old fashioned telephone book for monsters. Let your tentacles do the walking! Why the grim face? Well, it is a grimoire. Fun fact: They call it the book of the dead because of poor sales.