Ever have the urge to beat the hell out of a horror movie character? Now you can, thanks to these Horror Movie Themed Pinatas. Plus, candy will fall out. Which is much better than blood and intestines and stuff. Etsy seller HangMeOfficial offers a collection of Horror Movie Themed Pinatas that have scared the hell out of us. Now it’s time for payback. Drop the candy biatch! Or else! Some of the characters include Freddy Krueger, Jason, Jigsaw, Pennywise the Clown, Michael Myers, Chucky, Leatherface and more.
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Tag: evil dead
Horror Movie-Inspired Pop-Tarts From Kill-oggs
Pop-Tarts. It’s what’s for dinner! Although these might make you lose your appetite. Artist Newt Cloninger-Clements created these Horror Movie-Inspired Pop-Tarts for a not so well balanced breakfast. In fact, it’s a very unstable breakfast, with tendencies toward murder and gore. That “Evil Dead” version is just perfect. I also dig the Nosferatu flavor. Nosfera-tart! Hit up Newt Cloninger-Clements page for more. Try not to eat too many kids, cuz Pop-Tarts can turn into Pop-Sharts in a heartbeat and you didn’t bring a change of pants.
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Book Of The Dead Necronomicon iPhone Case
This Book Of The Dead Necronomicon iPhone Case lets the book of the dead protect your iPhone. From being dead. It’s compatible with the iPhone 4/4S , iPhone 5/5S, and iPhone 6. Screams of torment sold separately. Book of the dead. Pfft! You get old enough and your high school yearbook starts turning into that.
Damn that face looks cranky. Maybe he’s hungry. Somebody give that thing some lunch. Maybe someone should check it’s diaper, cuz a certain iPhone case looks like Mr. Grumpy pants.
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Cool Horror Themed Tank Tops
These Horror Themed Tank Tops from KillerKitty(No kitty! Bad kitty! No!) are pretty sexy and cool. Why do they call them tank tops anyway. I always expect to see a fish tank built into the bra area with little goldfish swimming. There’s no tank in these tops. See, this is why the world confuses me. A tank top should be like a tarp you put over your battle tank when it rains. THAT IS HOW WORDS WORK PEOPLE!
Anyway… Tanks for putting up with that. Haha. You walked right into that one, like BAM, your head just connected with a telephone pole cuz you were texting. Anyway… The seller has several to choose from and they are pretty sweet.
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Chainsaw Oven Mitt And Necronomicon Casserole
Etsy seller StellarEvolutionD is pretty handy in the kitchen. She not only whipped up this cool chainsaw oven mitt, but also baked that sweet-ass necronomicon casserole you see there. It’s so neat it’s sassy. That makes it a sass-erole!
What time is dinner? I’ll be over at 6. I’d like the whole face part for myself though. We can take turns wearing that oven mitt and pretending we are chopping each other’s limbs off. That’s a fun night. We’ll end it with a food fight. Sorry, gotta go. You can clean up. Thanks for the grub. See you at the next necronomi-con.
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