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Dracula Wallet – Bloody Cool

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Bloody Cool Dracula Wallet

In the market for some Creep Wear? If you need a new wallet, I would suggest this Dracula Wallet. This cool wallet is made of vegan leather and features a very neat book-style design inspired by Bram Stoker’s Dracula. It is the perfect place to store your blood donor card. Which I always present to vampires, but they never seem to care. They just start sucking. It has 4 card slots, 1 clear window, and 2 full length pockets for cash. It is a pretty stylish wallet for both men and women. Also for both humans or vampires. Although I’m not sure what happens to this and your other belongings when you turn into a bat. At that point don’t the vampire hunters just take all of your stuff? How do you vampires even hang onto anything? Vampires must be one of the leading victims of identity theft. No wonder I never see you turn into bats these days.

It makes a great gift for vampire lovers. I dig that this Vampire Wallet actually looks like it could be the real book. Wear it proudly with this Vampire Heart Necklace. This is some stylish creature of the night bling we have here.

Cool Bram Stoker’s Dracula Pop-Up Book

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Dracula Pop-Up Book
Oh shizz! Did that Vampire just pop up in my face when I turned the page? Holy crap, that bat just flew across the page. This Dracula Pop-Up Book is the original 3D. This version of Bram Stoker’s Gothic tale has beautiful illustrations that will transport you to Transylvania. Did I mention that stuff is going to pop out at you? It’s all interactive and up in your bizzness. Try not to get your blood sucked while you are flipping pages. Checkout this Vampire bat string lights too. Light to read by.

Dracula by Bram Stoker Scarf

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Dracula by Bram Stoker Scarf
You gotta protect your neck from vampires. The best way to do it is with this Dracula by Bram Stoker Scarf. No vampire is going to bite your neck cuz they will be too busy admiring your scarf. You will be spared. Hell I spared someone the other night cuz- Did I say me? I meant a vampire friend of mine. I ain’t no bloodsucker. Can I have a bite of that burrito? *Chomp* Is that garlic? *HISSSSSSS* No one shall be spared this night!