I love me some mythological monsters. Purely platonic of course. It’s not like some sexy female Sasquatch is meeting me in some seedy back alley and we do the nasty. Not recently anyway. Back to the point. The Encyclopedia Mythologica: Dragons and Monsters Pop-Up Book is full of mythical creatures. I’m talking Medusa, vampires, kraken, Bigfoot and more. Sweet!
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The Walking Dead – The Pop-Up Book
Experience the terror of zombies in glorious 3D. This The Walking Dead: The Pop-Up Book will have zombies popping up your face. Probably give ya PTSD. You may even be tempted to shoot them in the head when they pop up. It’s all cool. Remember, it’s just a book. It’s based on AMC’s The Walking Dead. Obviously. Despite the name, it is not based on Keith Richards. It’s like a gruesome bedtime story for adults who never sleep anyway cuz zombies.
I was f**kin’scared cuz the cover says that it contains gore and violence, then when I realized Al Gore wasn’t in it, I was okay with it.
Cool Bram Stoker’s Dracula Pop-Up Book
Oh shizz! Did that Vampire just pop up in my face when I turned the page? Holy crap, that bat just flew across the page. This Dracula Pop-Up Book is the original 3D. This version of Bram Stoker’s Gothic tale has beautiful illustrations that will transport you to Transylvania. Did I mention that stuff is going to pop out at you? It’s all interactive and up in your bizzness. Try not to get your blood sucked while you are flipping pages. Checkout this Vampire bat string lights too. Light to read by.
The Raven Pop-Up Book
Say “nevermore” to other pop-up books! This The Raven Pop-Up Book is where it’s at. And by “it” I mean lots and lots of ravens. Just guessing based on the title. It’s by famous author Edgar Allan Pop-Up.
Reminds me of my first pop-up book as a child. Mom started reading and I’m all like, Whoa… I thought this was a pop-up book.
She’s all like, It is honey-bunny. Now pay attention.
And I was all like, No you pay attention mom. Pop-up book implies popcorn. I thought it was a book that provided it’s own snack. Now where’s the hidden Jiffy Pop in this thing and how do you activate it?
Oh, a child’s imagination. I burned that book on the stove until I was sure no popcorn was coming out. Also, until the nice firemen arrived.
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Pop-Up Book of Celebrity Meltdowns
Celebrities melt down. Sometimes like a scented candle, all fragrant and drippy, sometimes like a nuclear reactor. This Pop-Up Book of Celebrity Meltdowns recreates these meltdowns in glorious 3D. Like Tom Cruise all freaking out on Oprah because his Scientology programming went wacky and the tech guys had no idea how to fix him. Or Mike Tyson biting the ear off of another human as they fight in the ring. I wonder if he still has a taste for human flesh.
Turns out, Mikey really will eat anything. Or maybe I just learned everything I know from old cereal commercials. I thought Captain Crunch was a real guy until I joined the Navy and encountered Captain jerk-face. Once I also spent two weeks in the rain forest looking for Toucan Sam. Trust me, if he even lived there, he would have been eaten by giant snakes a long time ago. Anyway, this is a fun book. With moving pictures and everything.
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